Filed under Seriously. Just do her already. She's begging you for it. Have sex with Rynn I'll even bake you a Congrats on the Sex cake
beetleboo:
inanawkwardway:
So I was killing some time in the Tanker chapter of MGS2 and decided to go for a few achievements… I looked up “Snake Beater”oh come on you can’t ever say that never ever crossed your mind, ehand how to do it, and so I went for it and…
I just have to say…
You’re just such a handsome devil.
Filed under and the look on your face was priceless
notes-from-ocelot:
grandpabigboss:
notes-from-ocelot:
askevasboobs:
Heh, I’m kidding.
They were sore from all the electro-torture. :\
*shrug* I guess it just isn’t for everyone.
It’s not so bad when the purpose isn’t to kill you.
See? Honestly, everyone is so quick to judge.
Exactly. So who wants to have a session with me and my violet wand?
Red - I love you.
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Pink - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Peach - I miss you.
Blue - I want to get to know you.
Purple - You’re hot.
Brown - I would fuck you.
Green - I would date you.
Black - I hate you.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Violet - Go die
(Source: kushandtits, via revolvercocksalot)
Filed under My life in song and then he called and it was beautiful
grandpabigboss:
askocelot:
Fuck: Bruce Banner
Marry: Maria Hill
Kill: Tony Stark
… I think I can live with this.
…Is this because of my Man-Crush on RDJ? :|
No, I just want the armor.
(Source: fangirlmarena)
grandpabigboss:
dantes-disco-inferno:
madammaria:
jathis:
wendylizana:
spacestepmom:
purpurastar:
- Fuck: Tony
- Marry: Thor
- Kill: Bruce Banner (WELP)
Fuck: Natasha hell fucking yeah.
Marry: Tony YES YES GOOD.
Kill: Coulson……….no fuck you I ain’t killing him goddamn this shit, no, good bye.
- Fuck: Hawkeye
- Marry: Nick Fury
- Kill: thor
Fuck: Loki
Marry: Bruce Banner
Kill: Nick Fury
Fuck:Loki (WOO)
Marry: Coulson (:D)
Kill: Hawkeye (I don’t wanna kill anyone D:)
Fuck: Coulson (LOL)
Marry: Captain America
Kill: Loki (shit)
Fuck: Captain America
Marry: Agent Coulson
Kill: Hawkeye (Noooo!)
Fuck: Bruce Banner
Marry: Maria Hill
Kill: Tony Stark
… I think I can live with this.
(Source: fangirlmarena)
Filed under ((NO COMPLAINTS))